The one thing I can't fucking stand When I'm at a show watching a band Is careless ninjas in the place. That clock me right upside the face Before you bring it to the show Perhaps more work at the dojo Maybe that shit would be less lame If you improved your fucking aim No mortal kombat Kicked in the back during the sing-a-long! No mortal kombat Makes it hard for me to sing the song No mortal kombat This ufc shit has to go No mortal kombat Nooooooooo! I'm sick of standing in the back To avoid your martial arts attack You says its "hard" core and I'm too soft Well to that I must say fuck off I didn't come here to get hit I came to fucking circle pit Poorly aimed kicks leave me irate And fill me with fucking hate