They Say the trouble started with the setting of the sun. When the city of St. Louis was attacked by a dragon. He perched atop the arch and from this vantage point could see The victims he would soon fucking devour on the streets. And then the hellspawn struck! The beast flew over south grand and started flaming up bars Thrashing patrons with his claws as they ran for their cars The puny pathetic mortals knew they didn't have a chance As he melted off their faces, they could only piss their pants Meanwhile Sir Odinkarr raised his voice to the night sky He knew the day of prophecy was now nigh He said "Before you in my armor I know stand" "And the time of reckoning is now at hand." You Fucking Godzilla Wannabe Douche-bag Motherfucker! The dragon narrowed his mighty eyes as slowly he stepped forward While Sir Odinkarr reached to his back and drew out his broadsword The battle that took place was foretold centuries in the past Each of these awesome warriors knew that it could be their last The combat commenced MASS BLOODSHED Odinkarr lunged and swung for the monsters head AND SCORCHED FLESH! But a single fiery blast could soon find him dead STREETS FLOW RED! A conflict set forth as the gods had willed The steel of a man versus beast raged on Until one was deceased This ancient prophecy has been Fulfilled