1, counted my blessings
2, counted my wrinkles
3, counted on nobody
4, manicured my nails
5, curtailed my thinking
6, poured kerosene on some bridges
7, hit the bricks
8, had inner dialogues with urks and people
Saving a lot of money on phone calls
9, ripped pretty pictures out of periodicals
10, pretended to be Icarus and burnt my hand on the stove
11, met a young Cuban Santaro homeboy fucked up on junk
And though he was appropriately inappropriate
I gave it a miss
12, slapped myself on the back for being so sensible
13, beat myself up for having been so sensible
14, chilled in the miracle
15, traded beauty tips with Lucrezia Borgia
16, cashed in on my new found
Second queer sexuality at the local deli
17, had a hip-hop housewive's Satori
18, filed a lawsuit against Central America
For alienation of affections
19, got a papercut
20, got a haircuit
21, cut my losses
22, cut a cheque
23, cut it fine
24, cut a rug
25, dropped a hint
26, dropped the dime
27, dropped the subject
28, stressed over escalating global violence
29, stressed over the global market
30, stressed over the deterioration
Of the global ecostructure
31, stressed over which lipstick best suits my complexion
32, contemplated suicide
33, contemplated going to the movies
34, contemplated going to Hollywood
35, contemplated going to K-Mart
36, contemplated the complexities of human nature
37, layed
38, strayed
39, prayed
40, chilled in the miracle again
41, served it up
42, turned it out
43, outplayed it
44, outsold it
45, outshowed it
46, out