I was chillin' in the park When I saw this dog I was like, "what's up man?" "How you doin', dog" And he just looked at me And then he said Yeah, dude This dog was like, "yeah, dude" Yeah, dude And I was like, "what, dude?" Yeah, dude "Come again?" Yeah, dude What? You can't just go saying things like that to people, man 'Cause you're a dog And he just looked at me like "No, dude" Now what the hell did you just say to me, dog? He called me ugly, man So I was like Yeah, dude That's some bullshit Yeah, dude That's ugly, dude Yeah, dude Yeah, dude Yeah, I'm the dog Dog with the double g But not like Snoop Dogg 'Cause that's ugly, dude Yeah Yeah, dude This dog was like, "yeah, dude" Yeah, dude That's some bullshit Yeah, dude Yeah, dude That's ugly, dude