You say my sense of humor is dry, is that alright? Is it just not something you're used to I spend so much time trying to change, but that was a waste 'Cause I know what I will and I won't do I wanna say what I mean and mean what I do Without being mean and still staying true 'Cause you know I don't litter, I'm a really good tipper And I won't be late, if you ask me out to dinner I'm just doing my best to be someone with integrity Somebody good Someone that you can trust in, who follows instructions Who holds the elevator, if they see somebody running I don't need to win the lottery, isn't it enough to be Somebody good This world is crazy most of the time, but hey so am I I'm just trying my best to get through I don't wanna dampen your day, rain on your parade Half of the time I don't know what I'm doing, 'cause I'm only human Tryna say what I mean and mean what I do Without being mean and still staying true By now you know I don't litter, I'm a really good tipper And I won't be late, if you ask me out to dinner I'm just doing my best to be someone with integrity Somebody good Someone that you can trust in, who follows instructions Who holds the elevator, if they see somebody running I don't need to win the lottery, isn't it enough to be Somebody good Who doesn't cut the line (Ooh-ooh) Somebody good (Ooh-ooh) Pours you the last glass of wine (Ooh-ooh) Somebody good Who holds the door open (ha-ha) Like they should (ha-ha) Who loves you when you're broken (ha-ha) Mmm, somebody good