Say, way down at Ronny's, at a table for two
There was four of us there: me, your big feet and you
From the ankles up, you sure look sweet
But from your knee down, there's just too much feet
Oh, your feet's too big!
Can't use you 'cause your feet's too big!
Can't tolerate you 'cause your feet's too big!
I hate you 'cause your feet's too big!
Where d'ya get 'em?
Where d'ya get 'em?
I took you to a shoe store, thought everything was fine
I said "What size are you, baby? You must be about a nine"
You said "No, Ray, no, I think I'm a four"
Why can't you get your feet out the door?
Oh, your feet's too big!
Can't use you 'cause your feet's too big!
Can't tolerate you 'cause your feet's too big!
I hate you 'cause your feet's too big!
Well, get down then! C'mon!
Your pedal extremities, they are enormous
Your shoes would fit a brontosaurus
You got fine long legs and shapely knees
But when it snows you don't need a pair of skis
Oh, your feet's too big!
You're treading on my toes, babe! Your feet's too big!
Everybody knows that your feet's too big!
I hate you 'cause your feet's too big!
One more time!
Oh, your feet's too big!
Babe, you can't dance! I said your feet's too big!
It's killing our romance and your feet's too big!
Your feet's, yes your feet's too big!
Your pedal extremities really are obnoxious!