They call me Back Door Santa I make my runs about the break of day They call me Back Door Santa I make my runs about the break of day (oh, ho-ho) I make all the little girls happy While the boys are out to play (lookie here) I ain't like old Saint Nick He don't come but once a year (oh, ho-ho) I ain't like old Saint Nick He don't come but once a year (but lookie here) I come running with my presents Every time you call me, dear (lookie here) I keep some change in my pocket 'Case the children are at home I give them a few pennies, so that we can be alone I leave the back door open, so if anybody smells a mouse And wouldn't old Santa be in trouble If there ain't no chimney in the house They call me Back Door Santa I make my runs about the break of day (lookie here) I make all the little girls happy While the boys go out to play That's what they call me, Back Door Santa That's what they call me They call me Back Door Santa That's what all the girls call me I give 'em all the presents That's what they call me They call me Back Door Santa And I like when they call me that They call me Back Door Santa And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, Back Door Santa...