Dear Abby, I'm writing this letter in regards To my girl who reads your column all the time And I hope that by printing this letter Maybe it might change her mind You see, Abby, she saw me talkin' To an old girlfriend the other day And she thought we were trying To startup an old flame again Now she won't see me Or talk to me on the phone Because she thought we really Had something going on You see, Abby, your column has touched many hearts Help me save this romance from falling apart Abby, please help me, Abby Dear Abby, I'm calling on you, Abby She's the only girl I'd really, really loved That's what I was trying to explain When she saw me talking to that girl Now Abby, I done tried everything But nothing I try seems to do That's why I wrote this letter to you Now Abby, I don't wanna take up too much of your time But I need you to help me save this romance of mine You see, Abby, your column has touched many hearts Help me save this romance from falling apart Abby, please help me, Abby And I'm signing, desperate I won't sign my name