As I walked into the bar A man came up to me and said You know the older you will get The more perverted you will get Hey, I'd like to see you try it Oh what you gonna do about it? Optzay, be a bad priest? Ili primernij ononist?! Be bad transvestatten? (Da yuta nigh!) Or be a good zoldatten?! (Ozay Optzay!) Yeah, give it a try, (By by by by) But me I'm jasto Bordello kind of guy! Mama, of course the hopes are so fragile Papa, I can't believe what it costs? Sily, Sily oni pokidakut So I did what I did and its worth what it's worth what it's worth Ah ha hey! When the Trickster starts a-walking He sends the whole world asque Just when you think that it's all through Its just a birth of something new And when the Trickster starts a-pokin Who does he need to ask permission Before he goes in third position I guess he's justo Bordello kind of guy! Mama, of course the hopes are so fragile Papa, I can't believe what it costs? Sily, sily oni pokidakut So I did what I did and its worth what it's worth what it's worth Ah ha hey! I walked out out of a bar And drove like crazy for half mile I was thirteen beers drunk On Houston I jumped in some trunk We ventured on New York Throughway Where myself I heard I say Shall I be classic self crasher? Or be a good flasher?! Hey, I'd like to see you try it Oh what you gonna do about it? Heeeeeeey, be a bad priest? Ili primernij ononist?! Da yuta nigh! Ozay Optzay! By by by by! I guess I'm justo Bordello kind of guy! Bordello kind of guy! Bordello kind of guy! Bordello kind of guy!