Five in the morning All so peaceful and calm You could hear a pin falling It's beginning to dawn 24th of December Once again, it is time For a not so silent, not so silent night Ooh, kids crashin' down the stairs Dogs barkin' everywhere Sister yelling on the phone Bublé on the radio Neighbours knockin' on the door Food burnin' on the stove Baby never wants to sleep And a bird flew in the tree Everybody scream, everybody shout Ain't this what it's all about? It's alright, it's alright Oh, guess it's a not so silent night It's alright (yeah), it's alright Oh, guess it's a not so silent, not so silent night Kids complainin' Santa's late Brother stuck on the train And Mariah still insists I'm her only Christmas wish Grandpa in his underwear Snorrin' in his rocking chair Mother's 22nd callin' "Who's the stranger in the hall?" Everybody scream, everybody shout Guess that's what it's all about? It's alright, it's alright Oh, guess it's a not so silent night It's alright (yeah), it's alright Oh, guess it's a not so silent, not so silent night Not so silent night ♪ Finally, kids in bed Now, friends naggin' me instead Askin' me to come and join God, I'm gonna lose my mind Dressin' up, black and pink I just need one more drink Ahh! Fuck! See you later in the club It's alright, it's alright Oh, guess it's a not so silent night It's alright, yeah, it's alright Oh, guess it's a not so silent, not so silent night Not so silent... Night!