Wish I could go to the beach today
Let some other slave come clear these trays
And maybe Jesus could come I bet
There'd be tracks in the sand
There'd be just one set, where he
Carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me
Carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me
Carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me
Hey, I'm gonna stay
I'm gonna be dishwasher, dishwasher
Hey, I'm gonna stay
I'm gonna be dishwasher, dishwasher
(Whoa)
(Whoa)
Now that I know where the green soap goes
And the rinse is red I do suppose
You give the job to a lesser man
And if we get slammed
He'll throw his hands, crying
Carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me
Carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me
Carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me
Carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me
Hey, I'm gonna stay
I'm gonna be dishwasher, dishwasher
Hey, I'm gonna stay
I'm gonna be dishwasher, dishwasher
Dishwasher, dishwasher
Dishwasher, dishwasher
To all the kids look across the nation
And kitchens, bars and waitress stations
I'll raise a glass and I'll wish you well
And I'll meet you at the last call bell
Hey, I'm gonna stay
I'm gonna be dishwasher, dishwasher
Hey, I'm gonna stay
I'm gonna be dishwasher (Oh), dishwasher
Hey, I'm gonna stay
I'm gonna be dishwasher, dishwasher (Yeah)
Hey, I'm gonna stay
I'm gonna be dishwasher, dishwasher (Oh)
Dishwasher, dishwasher