You got your purse, your pills, your car, your diamonds
Oh, little darling, you're such a mess
You got the look, oh, you're so put together
You're so perfect when you hike up your dress
You got your hair, your nails, your shoes, your cell phone
Who are you calling when you think you are
You're such a big deal
So big deal
You think you're such a big deal
So big deal
You're at the mall, your friends and daddy's credit card
You're gonna bang your way to Hollywood
You got the dog to match the clothes you're wearing
You are so deep and so misunderstood
You got ten thousand friends that love your Myspace
They got the message that you think you are
You're such a big deal
So big deal
You think you're such a big deal
So big deal
You know you're such a pig
Oh, little baby, you're such an angel
With your prescriptions and your diet pills
Sometimes I think you really are the Devil
There is no doctor that can cure all your ills
Little baby, you're just so perfect
I can see you're such a daddy's girl
I'm just doing everything you tell me
'Cause everyone is just living in your world
Big hair, big hips, big mouth to match
Big talk, big lies, big promises
Big house, big car, fits your big head
Big deal, you're such a big deal
So big deal
You think you're such a big deal
So big deal
You think you're such a big deal
So big deal
(Big hair, big lips) You think you're such a big deal
(Big talk, big lies) Big promises
You know you're such a pig