Rum, pints and rumours Are spilling fast tonight Down in the dark end of town A brave band of sailors Catch a drunkard's tale The likes that chills their very mortal souls "Wives and daughters gone! At night, their voices call..." "Pain and sadness Stop this madness Find us help us Hear our voices" Their cries will bathe the shore. And so we drink to the dolls of suffering As their cries fill the toughest men with fear And no one knows of this frightful mystery Except a solitary foul smelling man they call The Squid Who dare to knock, No visitors I'll see. Leave now, go away, Head back where you came. What? No women here, No more questions Leave me be in solitude, Find another to blame. Clothes torn and tattered Covering up his face That guy was hiding something We'll put him in his place (How dare they knock, Well soon they shall see In time, I'll rise, They'll remember my name. Oh, here on my own I have squandered Soon my name will be in lights, I will bathe in the fame) "Under cover of night, the brave adventurers set sail towards the haunting screams out in the blackened abyss. As the cries get louder a cave emerges in the darkness ahead. They navigate its dangerous rocks and head inside..." Welcome one and all! Roll up and see the dolls They're whirling and their twirling will amaze your souls Juggling and trapeze, they do it all with ease You've never seen such talent in your lives! Long we've sailed across the seven seas, never once have we seen a fouler man than thee. Now we'll free all these women full of misery, they will not be your crooked toys again. Far, far across the seven seas, all will hear of our brave and noble victory No more lies from your rancid mouth of heresy, from your ropes and your ladders you will hang NO THIS CANNOT BE! THEY LOVED ME!? The dolls of suffering!