Lady, please take my hand I have strong and steady grip Let me take you with me To my humble pirate ship ♪ We will sit down between Crates with rum and turpentine Will you be here with me? Will you be my valentine? ♪ Have no fear for sea devil You're my damsel in distress We will sail into sunset Then it's time to undress Orlop deck is waiting for us Down below the waterline I will be with you forever I'm your underwater valentine! ♪ Take a look at my hook Bought it on a pirate sale Lost my arm in a fight With a giant killer whale We can do what we want Anchor up and sail away We can watch a TV show In my humble pirate bay Have no fear for sea devil You're my damsel in distress We will sail into sunset Then it's time to undress Orlop deck is waiting for us Down below the waterline I will be with you forever I'm your underwater valentine! ♪ Lady please, not the neck You have strong and steady grip I will stay away from you And your gorgeous pirate ship Took my hook yold me to Throw myself over the rail Now I sleep with my arm Deep inside a killer whale ♪ Have no fear for sea devil Whales - that's your final test First it eats your handless body Then it's time to digest You are sleeping with my treasure Down below the waterline I will haunt you forever I'm your underwater valentine!