Where seamen push up stools They were giggling like the Coleens And playing pocket pool They washed their balls in stout that night And bid their last good-byes "We're off to kiss the Blarney Stone, So zipper up your flys!" CHORUS Well fudge your undies laddies You're on you're way to Blarney With Gerald Fitzpatrick And Patrick Fitzgerald The two gay Irishmen! "Well grab your bags!" cried Pat Magroin It's time to pick your seat. While Paddy O'Furniture grabbed the wheel Dick Burns turned up the heat They fiddled and diddled all full of malarky Their trousers felt a lump So the Bulgers grabbed their Johnsons And gave them all a pump CHORUS Well fudge your undies laddies You're on you're way to Blarney With Gerald Fitzpatrick And Patrick Fitzgerald The two gay Irishmen! (Instrumental break) Well Peter Hickey, Rick O'Shea Neal Downe and Phillip McCann Dick Long pulled out his shillelagh And with it lead the band Phil McCracken started snackin' On leprechaun-on-the cob The bus began to rumble And heads began to bob. (Instrumental break) And so they kissed the Blarney Stone And grabbed the gift of gab Connie Lingus snapped their portrait In front of that mossy slab All they had on were the smiles on their faces A grinnin' from ear to ear From left to right I'll call out their names I'll tell you who was there... Well fudge your undies laddies You're on the way to Blarney With... Pat Magroin Paddy O'Furniture Dick Long The Bulgers, the Johnsons Peter Hickey Rick O'Shea Neal Downe Phillip McCann Dick Burns Phil McCracken Michael Fitzpeter Peter Fitzmichael Maurice Fitzhenry Henry Fitzmaurice And... Gerald Fitzpatrick And Patrick Fitzgerald The two gay Irishmen! The two gay Irishmen! The two gay Irishmen!