We're graduates from Oxbridge
And we think we're frightfully clever
We earn a lot of money singing songs
That seem to go on forever
Forever, and ever
Hallelujah, hallelujah
You'll sing hallelujah when this song is over
Is over and done with
Is over and done with
Because it is so deeply boring
Very boring, very boring
And dated, yes dated
And that was the introduction
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Song
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Song
Deadly boring, massively boring
Jolly dull, jolly dull
Very, very tedious, very, very tedious
Dull, dull, yes
Dull, dull, dull
Shocking tedium, shocking tedium
Shocking tedium, shocking tedium
Shocking tedium, shocking tedium
Deadly monotony, monotony
Rigor mortis, rigor mortis
Soporific, soporific
Really, really flat, stale
And unprofitable
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Song
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Song
I sing the bass part and gaily I croon
But I don't get much to sing in the way of a tune
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Song
I sing the, bits in the
Middle that, nobody
Else would sing, in their right
Mind
And although, I feel quite
Artistic-ally fulfilled
I know that, my voice gets
Drowned
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Song
I'm the counter-tenor, you may think my voice is silly
But it doesn't mean that I was born without some low notes
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Very, very boring (Boring, boring)
Song
Deadly boring, massively boring
Jolly dull, jolly dull
Very, very tedious, very, very tedious
Dull, dull, yes
Dull, dull, dull
Shocking tedium, shocking tedium
Shocking tedium, shocking tedium
Shocking tedium, shocking tedium
Deadly monotony, monotony
Rigor mortis, rigor mortis
Soporific, soporific
Really, really flat, stale
And extremely
Profitable