Mother phoned up last night she was going spare
She was in a temper pulling out her hair
"Your sister's courtin' a scruffy looking Ted
Father don't give a monkey's and this is what he said"
"I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out
If he comes round here"
I said to me mother let me have a talk to dad
So he comes to the telephone, he wasn't half mad
Says "Shes got no sense the silly little cow
And if he comes round here there's gonna be a row!"
"I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out
If he comes round here"
"I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out
If he comes round here"
"I'll tell you something else an' all he's never got a job
He hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob"
Mother says "Calm down dad he's alright
They're out there snogging in the passage all night"
"I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out
If he comes round here"
"I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out
If he comes round here"
"Think he was a tramp with a stubble on his chin;
He looks like something that the cats brought in
Never got no money, smokes all my fags
Got holes in his soles and he's hanging in rags!"
On top of that he says "I tell you why I got the hump
She had a skinny little belly now its sticking out the front
There's nothing seems to fit her she's a running out of clothes
If he thinks he's takin' liberties I'll punch him on the nose!"
Produced By
Charles Hodges & David Peacock
Release Date
August 26, 1979