Cool, so yeah, we're sisters And people think that because we're sisters And because we do this & we spend a lot of time together They think that we're best friends We're not best friends, but we, as adults Have come to a place where we can spend More than like ten minutes in a room together Without an argument which is pretty good Although i will say Rosie's wearing my shirt now She didn't ask me if she could wear my shirt right now And there's a stain on it & there wasn't this morning So we're not best friends but We have the kind of relationship (we think) Where if i was ever in a position where I didn't want to live anymore i would trust rosie With the responsibility of taking my life for me I'm not there now, not right now But if that ever came i would want you to help me And vice versa, if ever i wanted to end my life Nicola would be the first person who i would ask To help me do that Thank you It's something i've thought about quite a lot If you ever wanted me to take your life How i would do it, what sort of day we might have Would i tell anyone? would i tell mum? But i think i've actually come up with a nice situation that i Would take your life in and i'm gonna sing it to you So this is, if you so kindly asked, how i would kill you I'd take you to a quiet spot upon a lake We'd sit and feed the ducks on the lake And then i'd take you for a cup of tea & cake Cause i know you like tea & i know you like cake We'd sit and talk about your favorite things Like, chicken nuggets and... other stuff And while you're not looking I'd slip fentanyl in your tea And then i'd take you home And let you pass away quietly Thank you You liked it? Very sweet You thought it was gonna be Horrible, didn't you? I did So how would you do it for me? Oh, i'ma just throw you down the stairs I don't think i want to be thrown down the stairs Well the cool thing about being thrown down the stairs Is that once the initial push has happened The choice is no longer yours I just gave you ducks and tea Could you not make it nicer? What like carpeted stairs or a spiral staircase? No, i don't care how the stair goes I see people fall down the stairs all the time And they don't die at the bottom they just injure themselves Ok i have two follow ups Firstly, trust that i would push you hard enough That you officially would be dead at the bottom Also, the second is like a query i think Where are you standing that you see People fall down the stairs all the time? Cause that's not a... you're the common denominator in that That's not an everyday thing I just gave you a nice song with ducks and lakes Could you not sing something nice in return? Okay. yeah, yeah. no, i got it, i got it I'd take you to your favorite library The one with all of the stairs And i'd push ya... (no!) I will not ask you to take my life anymore Cool... and i might not give you a choice Umm... guess what's happening in 295 days? Christmas!