Thank you so much for coming to this show It's lovely to be here and see so many familiar faces For example, I know I saw Sharon come in Thank you for coming, Sharon And I think I saw Collin & John Thank you for coming in Collin & John You know who I can't see? (No.) Dave Dave? Dave Dave? Dave Dave? Yes, you know Dave Dave with the D & the Y in his name? No, Dave with the F & the accented E What?? [[??]] Dave with the dogs? Yes, that's he. So Dave Dave? Yes, you know Dave With the tree frog fingers Who Susan with the [[job?]]? No, Susan with the [ So Dave Which Dave? You know allotment Dave? Oh, allotment Dave And he grows the veg And he dries his pants on the [[facilier?]] hedge And he also grows squash And cabbages & figs I have never seen a cabbage that Was quite as big as his He's a wonderful alloter Are you a hunter of his plums? Well just one plum isn't too much fun Well speaking of plums I was talking to Jim What fat Slim-Jim? No, Jimmy-Jim-Jim Oh Jimmy-Jim-Jim with the Mormon wife And the ginger son who plays the fife? No, the woman with the ginger son is Pam What Pam with a P? No, Pam with a B Like Bam? Who's Bam? No, Pam Who Pam with an M & a B like a lamb? Like a lamb, like a lamb How could you forget Pam? Oh she pushed Pam with a frying pan hand Well speaking of Pam, I was talking to Jim What Jimmy-Jimmy-Jim with a phantom limb? Yeah, he feels a third limb attached to him Well, what's he to do? Well you're telling me To be born with two legs & a spooky three He'll have a hard time to find a cobbler who Would have the skills to make a phantom shoe He should ask the lad Dan who shouts a lot No, that's Dane with an E who's always hot Oh, sweaty old Dane with the veiny legs? It's such a shame that he's bothered in the head No, Leg Dane's head is very much alive So which Dane's dumb? Are you thinking of Clive? Clive? Clive Clive? Clive Clive? Clive Clive? Clive I don't know a Clive Oh I know Clive! With the V & the E And used to loiter in the back of the library Yeah, sneaky Clive with his overdue books And he browses science fiction with his greasy hook I can never understand why a single man Would choose to use a hook and not a God-given hand That was Clive, that was Clive with his box of bees That's how he lost his wife, Denise He lost Denise? Yes, he did indeed cause he spent too much time With that box of bees Poor Denise, Poor Denise Rest in Peace, Box of Bees So anyway Dave With the F? And the I Just want me to tell you that he says "Hi"