I've got a fine selection, of cheeses Somert to put on mi bread Somert to spread I've got a fine selection, of cheeses Somert to put under' grill To make me fulfilled I said I'm feeling forlorn Over Stilton's gone I tried Wensleydale A reyt fuckin fail I need somert bluer Can't tell you any truer I put it to the test Got it all down me vest I tried some Gruyère It went straight through yer I need somert stronger That stinks a little longer Reach out for chutney Reach out for chutney I've got a fine selection, of cheeses Somert to put on mi bread Somert to spread I've got a fine selection, of cheeses Somert wi' plenty of bite To set mi crackers alight (woohoo) I said I'm feeling forlorn over stilton's gone I tried Wensleydale A reyt fuckin' fail I needs somert bluer Can't tell you any truer I put it to the test Burnt an oyl in mi chest I tried some Gruyère It went straight through yer I need somert longer, that stinks a little stronger Reach out for chutney Reach out for chutney (Two more c'mon) Reach out for chutney (Lucky last for the ladies) Reach out for chutney