Oh, honey, we've been arguing now for so long I can't remember who's right and who's wrong All I can think of is the sink was full when we started Now it's empty and I'm tired Oh, honey, how can you think we can go on like this? I know it's painful, but it's time to face it We made a battlefield out of our kitchen sink ♪ Oh, honey, I thought a shower would clean out this mess Turns out the water just gave us a break We brushed our teeth, put our pj's on and got ready For a second round before we go to sleep Oh, honey, how can you think we can go on like this? I know it's painful, but it's time to face it We built a fence in the middle of our mattress ♪ I could tell you it's my bad, but we know that we both wear the hat I could raise you my flag, oh, honey, if you'd tell me that We're worth the trouble, but I'm not a fool Oh, honey, how can you think we can go on like this? I know it's painful, but it's time to face it We made a battlefield out of our kitchen sink We built a fence in the middle of our mattress This war needs to end Honey, don't you think?