I was walking down the street When I saw this lady amidst the heat She winked at me, I winked back This whole sensation is just out of whack I don't care, I don't mind When the woman look at me I don't know, I can't see When the woman look at me They just wanna go Boing! Boing! Boing! They just wanna go Boing! Boing! Boing! Further down, I encountered Something that made me feel cured What it was I can't tell It's a secret I cannot sell About the jealousy I can't do anything All the other guys want to be my left and right wing A magnetic force I got attracting the ladies And if they ask me on a date I must just say maybe But I can't just do anything I want to do And the fact that they want me is by far true I say hello and I kiss their cheek they lose their mind The next thing you know we're all sharing an argentine wine But don't bother waiting Cause I got sad news for you Don't be mistaken Cause I'm already taken Down the street was Dalai Lama And by his side was a hot sexy mamma Dalai Lama, there is no way out The chicks they spot us and they go round and round