I make a date for golf You can bet your life it rains I tried to give a party The guy upstairs complains Guess I'll go through life Catching colds and missing trains Everything happens to me I never miss a thing I've had the measles and the mumps Every time I play an ace My partner always trumps Guess I'm just a kind Who never looks before she jumps Everything happens to me At first, I thought that you would break this jinx for me That you would turn the trick to end despair But, now I just can't fool this heart that thinks for me I've mortgaged all my castles in the air I've telephoned, I've called Sent an air mail special too Your answer was goodbye And there was even postage due I fell in love just once It had to be with you Everything happens to me