I once had a girl, Or should I say She once had me. She showed me her room, Isn? t it good? Norwegian wood. She asked my to stay and told me sit anywhere, So I looked around and I noticed there wasn? t a chair. I sat on a rug Biding my time, Drinking her wine. We talked until two, And then she said,? It? s time for bed?. She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh, I told her I didn? t, and crawled off to sleep in the bath. And when I awoke I was alone, This bird has flown, So I lit a fire, Isn? t it good?