Capital C the normalcy now
Your basic human needs ordain
The pollution of your life under capital C
This message brought to you by the assailant
They don't care for you like we do, that's why we provide
That's how we prevail
Why have you not been fulfilled?
Have you even tried not to be born in rags?
Have you even tried the simulator
Have you breathed the cool mist of the mist machine?
We did it all for you
What we want you to do is pick up the phone
And call the number on the screen
We made it all for you
The least you could do is call 1 800 capital C
With an extra C for capital
That's the least you can do
Capital C no currency has conditions of the trade
To blame for inflation of the mind under capital C
This message brought to you by your ideal self
You don't even know you could have
Anything you want if you'd only try
Capital C the currency now
We did it all for you
What we want you to do is
Pick up the phone and call the number on the screen
We made it all for you
The least you could do is call 1 800 capital C
With an extra C for capital
That's the least you can do
Capital C the current C now