Gorging on melting blubber We've got nosy neighbours for supper And if our stomachs groan We'll have more neighbours tomorrow Nancy and Gary, are bringing their cousins We'd better heat up both ovens? Fill your plate, eat like a pig They'll be plenty left for the fridge Eileen and Colin are bringing the starters A heart-warming touch, the delectable martyrs Jenny and Arthur have baked us a cake How long should an average torso take?