You fucking fatass you make me sick Bubble cunt in spandex, your ass is this big First you broke the treadmill Then you broke the bike With jelly rolls a flappin And a mullet like a dyke Fat pig (3x) get outta my gym No one needs to see you, so don't leave your house Wait for richard simmons to come and get you out When breaking down the door to make a wall Is the only way you leave We'll watch you take your forklift ride live on tv