Just cause youre from jersey and you drive a camaro Mullet in progress Mullet in progress Are you billy ray cyrus or are you john stamos Mullet in progress Mullet in progress Shopping at target youre really cool Mullet in progress Mullet in progress Your dads the head guy at jiffy lube There is no excuse for living in the 80s With your rip curl and frogskin oaklies A poodle cut with your ape drape fro Your crimping iron has got to go You beat your kids in the middle of the mall Mullet in progress Mullet in progress Bon jovi tour shirts youve got em all Mullet in progress Mullet in progress Rat tailed wigger youve gotta go Mullet in progress Mullet in progress Are you vanilla ice or twelve inches of snow There is no excuse for living in the 80s With your high top reeboks and fuzzy leg warmers La gear are you jarimr jagr? Drinking 12's of lucky lager Calvin peeing sticker on your truck Mullet in progress Mullet in progress Do you like jeff gordon or dale earnheart Mullet in progress Mullet in progress Is your sister your mom or your brother your dad? Mullet in progress Mullet in progress Is your first cousin the best you've had? Collect elvis plates and you live in a trailer Mullet in progress Mullet in progress Bad sludge rock like tad's inhaler Mullet in progress Mullet in progress Did sally struthers sign your degree? Mullet in progress Mullet in progress Did you go to devry or itt? There is no excuse for living in the 80s With a chest king shirt you get no ladies Parachute pants and your stadia shoes Stonewashed jeans and velcro roos