This'll be the last song that I write About the things in my life I don't like This'll be the last plan I design Involving me being on time I sure I've missed my chances Balloons have dropped The last big dance is underway I'm Mr. New Year's Day I'm Mr. New Year's Day This'll be the last car that I drive I say it every time that I break down This'll be the last trap I survive When you need me babe I'll be round I am a real rock star now Blowing their minds From a bar now, hey I'm Mr. New Year's Day I'm Mr. New Year's Day I've heard so many times now I should've been there and how It'll be the last show the band will play I'm Mr. New Year's Day This'll be the best friend that I have I think it every time I meet someone This'll be the last place that I rent I promise myself and then move on I could have been someone though Dick Clarke or Guy Lombardo but nay I'm Mr. New Year's Day I'm Mr. New Year's Day