There was a battle with the temperature slowly falling around me. Men of science, and the men of faith throwing rocks and calling names. I felt trapped. Collapsed. Couldn't balance on my own two feet. I saw my friends shaking uncontrollably form lack of heat I finally did it. I'm finally warm. So shut down America and bring on the storm Without a clue or a hypothesis I survived the bitter cold, And I write you from a frozen sea, The first of many stories told of feeling trapped. The Pacific freezes over and I step onto the ice. I walk out to an island never seen by human eyes. I light a fire and wait for you So look for smoke and sparks tonight I finally did it I'm finally warm So shut down America and bring on the storm Drive west, America Out run the storm