You say potato and i say three You say potato and i say three You say potato and i say three You say potato and i say three You say potato and i say three I am a pinball machine. I can't tell the difference between My bellybutton or navel Pingpong, pool cue, or a foosball table Why is it you ask me why I don't know the answer Why is it you ask me why I don't know the answer Why is it you ask me why I don't transmit what hits my eye We're the same, yeah you and me Except you say potato and i say three I'm thinking of what i'd rather be Parameceum is lookin' pretty good to me I'd be so small you could not see I could still be your worst enemy I am a pinball machine. I can't tell the difference between My bellybutton or navel Pingpong, pool cue, or a foosball table