The Four Freshmen Written and performed by McPatrick Head and Neck Head They came from Indiana Singing four-part harmony They played their own horns And introduced the "theme LP" When I tried to give up sniffing glue Their music soothed my swollen brain If I am to move forward in life I must demonstrate greater range I admire the Four Freshmen I stenciled their faces on my leather jacket I admire the Four Freshmen When they came to Reno last year My parents released me to see the show Proud of my newfound diversity Fans themselves; happy to go But there was only one Freshman left The others had quit and died I may appear a physical and emotional mess But I am a sensitive man inside.