Mr. Bus Driver Sexy thong bikinis Are the latest rage I package them in small bags I make minimum wage Insert a square of cardboard Sticker the front, and I'm through Most of us who work here Start the day by sniffing glue Mr. Bus Driver Hurry it along Four days straight now I've done wrong I've been late for my job Packing up thongs Mr. Bus Driver Hurry it along The bags are made in China The thongs assembled in Macao The girls on the beach are nearly naked I wish I was with them now It's hot and it's sweaty In this warehouse, and between their legs We are all frustrated people Human powderkegs Mr. Bus Driver Hurry it along My state caseworker Will say he knew it all along That I was unfit That I do not belong Mr. Bus Driver Hurry it along