The static you are hearing is not a glitch It's more of an itch Or a distraction Trying to remind you of the outside Until you forget the inside The static you are hearing is not a glitch The static you are hearing is not a glitch Okay, hey... Tyrone can't you please With the The static you are hearing is not a glitch Hey, I'm Captain Is Cool And I wanna welcome you to The Great New Wonderful tour The static you are hearing is not a glitch Don't listen to that.this is Captain Is Cool At The Great New Wonderful we're all about safety bro Keep your hands in the rails at all time No pushing, no shoving, no biting, no kicking no crying, no spitting, no sneezing, no coughing No coffee, no soda Keep everything outside of the ride please Another thing Hey you, you guys... see you're messing up already No play fighting either Keep your hands to yourself bro Lil too thick to be playing like that And if you have any questions push that big red button right there And don't forget to read your lil pamphlet with the umbrella on there Let you know everything you need to know about The Great New Wonderful Tyrone You gotta fix that antennae man