I found a broken-winged cormorant That looked exactly like me after tour I know that I am changing And I'm not downaging anymore Between these mountains At the lakes I found a cure The next drive north everything seemed so unsure But my band still rocks! And I became a boy when I received My first Happy Meal toy And I noticed a pair of breasts And I did what I could I did my very own best To get this girl undressed But I sadly failed the test You let me know That you're made of snow And that you will melt If you are held You'd melt into the lake And each day I'd have a taste