Funny face, Funny cos I'm not happy inside Funny face, If you look real close my eyes have died Funny face, It's him you want but I'll do in his place Funny face, It's a slap slap slap in the face Is this the hand I've been dealt – where's my negotiator Is this the hand I've been dealt – where's my negotiator Is this the hand I've been dealt – where's my negotiator Funny face, Your lips may lie but feelings don't hide Funny face, Lovers entwined but where is your mind Funny face, Looks as though I need a lovers guide Funny face, Do you know what it's like being second prize Is this the hand I've been dealt – where's my negotiator Is this the hand I've been dealt – where's my negotiator Is this the hand I've been dealt – where's my negotiator You're all I've ever wanted, I wanted more of you, All of you, more than you were willing to offer Even the parts you chose to hide, more of you, All of you, more than you could ever imagine, Funny face, Funny face, Funny face, Funny face, Where's my negotiator, Where's my negotiator, Funny face...