Got a garlic hand and I can't get rid of it (Oh that garlic hand) It's timing is most inconsiderate (Oh lord, that garlic hand) I've gotta meet a girl she's pretty as a peach (Oh that garlic hand) But what about my garlic speech? (Oh lord, that garlic hand) Fight fire with fire (garlic hand) An old car tyre (garlic hand) Aluminium wire (garlic hand) (Garlic hand) (Garlic hand) Sweet Clarabelle came to my house (Oh that garlic hand) She was pretty as a flower and meek as a mouse (Oh lord, that garlic hand) Then she took off her shoes and to my surprise (Oh that garlic hand) My eyes beheld an incredible sight (Oh lord, that garlic hand) She had a garlic foot (garlic hand) Cabbage strut (garlic hand) Parsnip fingers (garlic hand) (Garlic hand) (Garlic hand)