It's not right but it can't be wrong
Man's creator likes to sleep in a thong
And if that's so then it's no more right
Than cutting short a young and promising life
Life begins and then it ends
And that's the way that it goes motherlovers
By accident, disease or age
All books must reach their final page
Romeo and Juliet
I bet they wish that they'd never met
If they'd have gone their separate ways
They could have seen a lot more days
It doesn't matter 'cause what they had
Was real special so they should be glad
I knew a man who wasted his life
On a pointless search for a perfect wife
He ain't ever gonna walk again
He ain't ever gonna talk again
He'll never use a knife and fork again
Peanuts motherlovers
He ain't ever gonna bathe again
He ain't ever gonna shave again
Or go to an illegal rave again
And that's because he's reached the end
One day you and me we'll both be
D.E.C.E.A.S.E.D
One day you and me we'll both be
D.E.A.D., dead, that's it
The end