Well I know that awkwardness is just a part of my life But there's nothing more embarrassing than missing a high five I've seen a lot of trouble Experienced some strife But there's nothing more embarrassing than missing a high five Nothing more embarrassing at all To say that I'm a rotter is a notion unabsurd There's times I've done the dirty to keep up with the herd But I don't deserve this feeling I'm being crucified When my hand goes up and fails to connect with the high five I wish the ground would open up Swallow me alive I couldn't make the high five but bet your life I tried I hang my head in shame Part inside me dies There's nothing more embarrassing than missing a high five Nothing more embarrassing at all Nothing more embarrassing than missing a high five Nothing more embarrassing than missing a high five Nothing more embarrassing than missing a high five Nothing more embarrassing at all Nothing more embarrassing at all Hello Dolly I'm back again I packed up some time ago Left with my friends And I'm sorry that I left without explaining the cause But I do recall the last high five I missed was yours Nothing more embarrassing than missing a high five Nothing more embarrassing than missing a high five You know there ain't nothing more Embarrassing than missing a high five Nothing more embarrassing at all Nothing more embarrassing at all Nothing more embarrassing at all