Call in sick, call in sick
Call in sick, it'll do you good
Call in sick, call in sick
Call in sick like I know you should
No more sorrow, no more tears
You'll be more relieved than you've been in years
Call that workplace right away
Get on with a-wasting your day
Call in sick, call in sick
Call in sick, it'll do you good
Call in sick, call in sick
Call in sick like I know you should
Call your partner, call your friends
Days like this should never end
Ride a bike, row a boat
Dr Woods gave me a note
No more sorrow, no more tears
You'll be more relieved than you've been in years
Call that workplace right away
Get on with a-wasting your day
Call in sick, call in sick
Call in sick, it'll do you good
Call in sick, call in sick
Call in sick like I know you should
Read the paper, have a nap
You could even stroke the cat
Or make love to a stranger who
Called in sick, just like you
Call in sick, call in sick
Call in sick, it'll do you good
Call in sick, call in sick
Call in sick like I know you should
Call in sick, call in sick
Call in sick, it'll do you good
Call in sick, call in sick
Call in sick like I know you should