Well who's that on the waterslide, diving off the diving board?
Laughing ladies by his side, ogling his swimming shorts
I don't wear no armbands, I don't need no rubber rings
My daddy was a drunkard but he taught me how to swim
He said, learn to swim
Please I implore you to learn to swim
Please
Well practice offers great rewards, swimming technique comes with time
I would rather swim than walk and I would rather swim than drive
Front stroke, back stroke, butterfly and crawl
Doggy paddle, belly flop, I can do them all 'cause I
Learned to swim
Please I implore you to learn to swim
Please
Front stroke, back stroke, butterfly and crawl
Doggy paddle, belly flop, you can do them all
Front stroke, back stroke, butterfly and crawl
Doggy paddle, belly flop, you can do them all
Front stroke, back stroke, butterfly and crawl
Doggy paddle, belly flop, you can do them all
Front stroke, back stroke, butterfly and crawl
Doggy paddle, belly flop, you can do them all
Front stroke, back stroke, butterfly and crawl
Doggy paddle, belly flop, you can do them all
Front stroke, back stroke, butterfly and crawl
Doggy paddle, belly flop, you can do them all
Front stroke, back stroke, butterfly and crawl
Doggy paddle, belly flop, you can do them all
Front stroke, back stroke, butterfly and crawl
Doggy paddle, belly flop, you can do them all
Front stroke, back stroke, butterfly and crawl
Doggy paddle, belly flop, you can do them all
Front stroke, back stroke, butterfly and crawl
Doggy paddle, belly flop, you can do them all