My brother he works for the council
My father he lays brick walls
But I'm just that lazy no good for nothing, long haired
Four eyed son who wrecks it all
My sister made a new life in the suburbs
My other brother well he owns a car
But I'm just that lazy no good for nothing, long haired
Four eyed son who wrecks it all
And I'm going to the barber shop
Gonna get myself a short back and sides
And just that one decision
Is bound to turn around my whole life
They say that when you've got a lot of money
You can be as free as free can be
Buy a helicopter or a great big house in Shropshire
And change your handkerchief each time you sneeze
Well I'm going to the barber shop
Gonna get myself a short back and sides
Cause just that one decision
Is bound to turn around my whole life
Short back and sides
Short back and sides
Short back and sides
Short back and sides
Short back and sides, short back and sides
Short back and sides, short back and sides
Short back and sides
Short back and sides, short back and sides
Short back and sides, short back and sides
Short back and sides
Short back and sides
Short back and sides
Short back and sides
Short back and sides