Here's a tender serenade Oh, you should treat me better Let's hear the operetta complete Emeralds on the promenade Oh, you should treat me better These hardly even glitter my sweet I never prize myself above nobody else But baby thinks he's better than me I order a la carte, buy her diamond hearts And I look on and fake a yawn Kissing on the Caspian Oh, you should treat me better You didn't pack a sweater for me I buy her caviar but she throws out the jar Cause it tastes a little fishy to me We go to 21 and in front of everyone I spit out a brussel sprout Married by the queen of Spain Oh, you should treat me better I'm liable to forget her first name L-E-T-I-Z-I-A Do I pronounce that this-a-way? Letizia is the queen's first name