Couch and streaming is about feeling How the numbness fades as I indulge myself in pain Couch and streaming is worth repeating Yeah, I'm unafraid when folks don't know my name And go away Sometimes TV shows Will hurt more than real life I think it goes to show That something is not alright When TV shows will hurt more than real life I think it goes to show That something is not alright Couch and streaming simulates bleeding Without that copper taste that tends to stick for days Couch and streaming and sometimes eating Yeah, I'll stay awake until I get headaches Or pass away Sometimes TV shows Will hurt more than real life I think it goes to show That something is not alright When TV shows will hurt more than real life I think it goes to show That something is not alright I've tried but in the theatre That night I came to realize I've tried down by the theatre That night I came to realize Something is not alright Sometimes TV shows Will hurt more than real life I think it goes to show That something is not alright When TV shows will hurt more than real life I think it goes to show That something is not alright Is not alright