I'm all thumbs, no action
Attention deficit distraction
My brain operates on a fraction
All thumbs, no human interaction
I speak in typos, predictive text
Yeah, I spellchecked it
I stand auto-corrected
I unplugged your life support to make an outlet for my iPhone
And then you died, *asterisked
And then you died *asteriskocrat
I unplugged your life support to make an outlet for my iPhone
And then you died, *asterisked
And then you died *asteriskocrat
Couldn't bring your life back, emoji
Y-O-U apostrophe R-E
You're own very worst best frenemy, emoji
T-H-E-Y apostrophe R-E
Predictive text, I spellchecked it
I stand auto-corrected
I unplugged your life support to make an outlet for my iPhone
And then you died, *asterisked
And then you died *asteriskocrat
I unplugged your life support to make an outlet for my iPhone
And then you died, *asterisked
And then you died *asteriskocrat
Couldn't bring your life back
We defy the facetime continuum
We defy the facetime continuum
I speak in typos, predictive text
I spellchecked it
I stand auto-corrected
I unplugged your life support to make an outlet for my iPhone
And then you died, and then you died
I unplugged your life support to make an outlet for my iPhone
And then you died, and then you died
I unplugged your life support to make an outlet for my iPhone
And then you died, and then you died
I unplugged your life support to make an outlet for my iPhone
And then you died, and then you died
I unplugged your life support to make an outlet for my iPhone
And then you died, and then you died
I unplugged your life support to make an outlet for my iPhone
And then you died, and then you died
Couldn't bring your life back, emoji