Broken hearted people always seem to drink And trying to drown those sorrows you think And living with a liar is a hard old way to go Laughing just to keep from crying ain't no way to grow old Take me to a barroom driver set me on a stool If I can't not be her man I'm damned if I'll be her fool Whiskey ain't the best way than I ain't to smart Think I just find out, she was lying from the start If this is just a bad joke, looking for a laugh Hold on to your lampshade darling I'm looking for a hat Take me to a barroom driver set me on a stool If I can't not be her man, im damned if I'll be her fool Guitar Get this taxi moving I got no time to lose No time to be choosy and any old bar Will do I'm looking to get slightly drunk, I'm looking to get loose And if that don't get it done darling I'll come looking for you Take me to a barroom driver set me on a stool If I can't not be her man I'm damned if I'll be her fool. Take me to a barroom driver set me on a stool If I can't not be her man I'm damned if I'll be her fool.