Is it 5:33 or is it just me Or are you ditching me for him again We picked this bar cuz it wasn't that far from where you were living Seems like forever's slippin' out of my hands As I'm sitting here drinking to "One Man Band" Well I'm just sittin' here in this bar Staring down the barrel of a mason jar The bartender's my best friend, but I'd rather be holding your hand I might be three drinks in But she won't walk out on me again No, not again You called me up but that's okay I'll save my tears for some rainy day I said "we're through and I'm done with you" Don't call this number again Next round's on me and I gave them for free as the pain started fading away Just one more drink oughta do the trick, she really got me starting to think that It seems like forever's slippin' out of my hands As I'm sitting here drinking to "One Man Band" Well I'm just sittin' here in this bar Staring down the barrel of a mason jar The bartender's my best friend, but I'd rather be holding your hand I might be six drinks in But she won't walk out on me again No, not again It seems like forever's slippin' out of my hands As I'm sitting here drinking to "One Man Band" Well I'm just sittin' here in this bar Staring down the barrel of a mason jar The bartender's my best friend, but I'd rather be holding your hand Well I'm just sittin' here in this bar Staring down the barrel of a mason jar The bartender's my best friend, but I'd rather be holding your hand I might be a few drinks in, yeah Maybe more than few drinks in But she won't walk out on me again No, not again