There's a legend that I heard before, a story I've been told Where senoritas bring more joy than a pyramid of gold A town untouched by pirate hands, where rum it flows like honey Where men are all just dandies and the chest are full of money So load up the cannon boys and drink up all the booze We'll light up the sky tonight, we're off the Veracruz We've plundered Margarita, Maracaibo and St. Kitts But Cruz girls they are rumored to have the greatest... bits So tonight we're headed westward, seeking out our legends pleasure We'll attack them and we'll sack Them just to find our greatest treasure We pulled into the docks one night, all ready for the seige But the cruz girls they were waiting with open arms and pleas Fiestas and siestas and tequila and tortillas And beautiful young ladies with invites to their villas