There are villains on the ocean,
The type that make the citizens tremble with fear
There are dastardly diabolical bad guys with insane
Maniacal laughs and the jerks that already drank up all the beer
There are fiends out on the water,
Covered in scars and scary and looking quite mean
With patches and hooks and general
Bad looks and an unpleasant odor indeed
And sometimes the things they say are quite obscene
But we, we chose to be different, yes we, we serve a new role
So we're pirating pirates and looting the
Treasure, the grog and the loot and the gold
And taking everything back those ruffians stole
We're the heroes of the high seas,
We live a life of action, there are never guarantees
We're the heroes of the high seas,
Dishing out truth and justice from port royal to the seas
Of course there is honor among the thieves,
But in her and honor gets sometimes confusing while drunk
We drown in our folly and thwart
Melancholy while giving a golden smile
While telling stories of all the frigates we've sunk
WE're vigilantes singing shanties, in nearly perfect five part harmony
The wine, the women, the music and song keep us going long and strong
Until we realize we're out of loot again
Our only super power is that we don't drown right away
Saxton probably can't breath under water... but we'll find out someday
We're privateers without any fears,
Except for running out of the mead and the rum
We're plundering plunderers,
Avoiding the blunders and bringing the thunder indeed
While striking dashing poses one by one