You're really nice You're great to talk to, always got advice You're really neat You've got a top shelf personality You make me laugh You've got a focused career path You like to read You're really smart, you're even smarter than me You're pretty on the inside And that's better than not pretty at all You're pretty on the inside Too bad I'm an outside kind of pretty guy You're never late You're punctual but I can't concentrate 'Cause your friend is hot and you're really not Now I'll have my ninth shot from talking to you And what would you do if I was ugly as you You'd probably be talking to my friend too Perhaps you could send a good word to your friend 'Cause that's the sort of thing you people do You're pretty on the inside And that's better than not pretty at all You're pretty on the inside Too bad I'm an outside kind of pretty guy You're really sweet ...on paper You're the kind of girl I'd like to meet But look at your face, it's a disgrace You're ass is falling out all over the place May I recommend having less hot friends Who'll loan you some cash to lose the mustache They'll make you look great in a comparative state But don't let anyone tell you that you're not Pretty on the inside 'Cause that's better than not pretty at all. You're pretty on the inside Too bad I'm an outside kind of pretty guy You're pretty on the inside And that's better than not pretty at all You're pretty on the inside Too bad I'm an outside kind of pretty guy